I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere

Watson, You Handsome Devil!

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“With
your natural advantages, Watson" [RETI] </h4>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">As the world
awaits <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sherlock</i> Series Four the talk
is, per usual, of the sex appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch. In an interview
posted on <a href="http://www.bigissue.com/features/interviews/5075/mark-gatiss-interview-benedict-cumberbatch-has-made-sherlock-holmes-sexy" target="_blank">The Big Issue</a>, series co-creator Mark Gatiss states, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">“There is
something very Mr Darcy-esque about his Sherlock. He is unattainable. He
explicitly claims no interest in either sex, therefore he becomes very
desirable. But the way Ben plays him and the way he looks is quite Byronic. He
has made Sherlock Holmes sexy.”</span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Well, yes. But that is nothing new for Holmes. <a href="http://www.ihearofsherlock.com/search/label/William%20Gillette#.VTGkwSFViko" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">William Gillette</a> was already a matinée idol
when he brought the literary detective to the stage in 1899,  and his Holmes generated fangirl
squeee among <i>fin de siècle</i> theater goers. Edward Lauterbach in “The
Straightjacket of Success: Further Notes on Gillette’s <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sherlock Holmes</i>” (Vol 30, No 4 December 1980) writes:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">In her
delightful memoir of the early nineteen-hundreds, Gretchen Finletter [<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">From the Top of the Stairs</i> (Boston:
Little, Brown, 1946)], recalls the girlish admiration she and her friends
offered Gillette for his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes. At the school which
Gretchen attended, the girls worshipped either Maude Adams as Peter Pan or
William Gillette. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">“The
Gillette fans felt they were better organised and much more sophisticated than
the Peter Pan group: The advantage of the Gillette circle, as opposed to the
Maude Adams party, lay largely in the fact that William Gillette was a man.
Little girls of nine and ten adored Maude Adams. It was silly. To shiver over
Sherlock Holmes in his silk dressing gown when he cried, “Quick, Watson, the
needle!” bared his arm and stuck the hypodermic into the upper wrist, and then gazed
out over the audience with that, oh, so tired look—that was a moment of mature experience
in one’s life. It made the Peter Pan goings on mere childish falderal.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Basil
Rathbone was no slouch in the looks department, either and he could make his
Holmes smolder as in the pick-up scene with Hillary Brook in <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Woman in Green </i>(1945). Handsome,
suave and debonair Roger Moore traded the suave and debonair for Boy Scout
earnest in <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sherlock Holmes in New York </i>(1976).
The handsome stayed and there were few complaints about <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">that</i> aspect of the made-for-TV movie. Robert Downey, Jr. and Jonny
Lee Miller’s Sherlocks frequently doff their shirts while BBC <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sherlock</i> has offered up his backside. If
Steven Moffat and Gatiss have Cumberbatch in disguise as Escott the plumber,
there might be another opportunity for Sherlock butt crack in 2016.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">In the comic
books Holmes has been portrayed with movie-star or rugged good-looks and even occasionally
as chiseled-chinned beefcake.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">This is, of
course, a far cry from Arthur Conan Doyle’s Holmes. As Watson describes him in
<i>A Study in Scarlet</i>:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">His very
person and appearance were such as to strike the attention of the most casual
observer. In height he was rather over six feet, and so excessively lean that
he seemed to be considerably taller. His eyes were sharp and piercing, save
during those intervals of torpor to which I have alluded; and his thin,
hawk-like nose gave his whole expression an air of alertness and decision. His
chin, too, had the prominence and squareness which mark the man of
determination. His hands were invariably blotted with ink and stained with
chemicals, yet he was possessed of extraordinary delicacy of touch, as I
frequently had occasion to observe when I watched him manipulating his fragile
philosophical instruments.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">It is Sidney
Paget’s art in the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Strand</i> that have
become the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sherlock-Holmes-Portrait-Profile-Klinefelter/dp/1482371111/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1429235309&sr=1-1&keywords=walter+klinefelter">iconic image of Holmes</a> and though they vary in their depiction of
Holmes from handsome to ugly, Doyle stated to <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Tit-Bits</i> in a 1900 interview that Holmes “as I saw him in my imagination--was quite different from that which Mr. Paget pictured....In my own mind, however, he was a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>more beaky-nosed, hawk-faced man approaching
more to the Red Indian type....” That is, no matter how Paget drew him, Doyle saw him as less attractive still.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">While Watson
rarely describes himself, it is the good doctor who is the looker of the duo
and we have that on the authority of Holmes:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">“With your
natural advantages, Watson, every lady is your helper and accomplice. What
about the girl at the post-office, or the wife of the greengrocer? I can
picture you whispering soft nothings with the young lady at the Blue Anchor,
and receiving hard somethings in exchange. All this you have left undone."
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">“The Retired
Colourman” took place in 1898 or 1899 according to internal evidence and using the
generally accepted 1852 as the year of Watson’s birth that means that Watson is
46 or 47 years old. While we may note the good-natured ribbing in the double
entendre, we can definitely deduce that the middle-aged medico is Cary Grant/George
Clooney good-looking. Holmes expects it would be no problem to charm
information out of a twenty-something postal worker, a married and harried business woman
and a hard-bitten waitress who has heard every come-on at least a dozen times.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Can we also
detect a trace of envy in Holmes statement? Holmes “had a remarkable gentleness
and courtesy in his dealings with women. He disliked and distrusted the sex, but
he was always a chivalrous opponent,” [DYIN] but no doubt that came after studied
practice for his profession, not naturally nor with “natural advantages”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">While early
movie Watsons such as Ian Fleming and Athole Stewart were more handsome than
their Holmeses, Arthur Wontner and Raymond Massey respectively, before Nigel
Bruce the cinematic doctor was a minor character at best. It was Bruce's Watson who
became the indispensable partner of Holmes, albeit as avuncular comedy relief.
Bruce’s legacy has had a long reach; while he may not have been the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duff">duff</a>, Watson thereafter was often portrayed as an old-duffer, a bumbler or slow on the uptake. Occasionally he was competent,
but rarely a man you could say had “experience of women which extends over many
nations and three separate continents.” (That line of Watson’s, by the way, is
not braggadocio but an attempt to dispel the impression that he was a love-besotted
mooncalf every time he was around Mary Morstan. A failed attempt in some opinions.) </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">While Violet de Merville wouldn't kick Ben Kingsley's dapper Watson from <i>Without A Clue</i> (1988) from her bed, it's Jude Law,
and to a lesser extent Lucy Liu, who broke new ground by being a Watson competent and better-looking than Holmes. No knock to Martin Freeman but it is
Cumberbatch’s Sherlock who’s the diva who sometimes treats John as an accessory
(from "<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Empty Hearse"</span>: Sherlock: “Well,
we’ll have to get rid of that [referring to a picture of John’s mustache]….He
looks ancient. I can’t be seen to be wandering around with an old man.”) Whatever
else the Warner Bros. franchise may have in the way of Canonical faults, they
seem to have gotten the looks ratio between Holmes and Watson about right.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Some may
counter the notion of a handsome Watson from a passage in “The Sussex Vampire”—undated
in the text but generally supposed to take place in 1896:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Promptly at
ten o'clock next morning Ferguson strode into our room. I had remembered him as
a long, slab-sided man with loose limbs and a fine turn of speed, which had
carried him round many an opposing back. There is surely nothing in life more
painful than to meet the wreck of a fine athlete whom one has known in his
prime. His great frame had fallen in, his flaxen hair was scanty, and his
shoulders were bowed. I fear that I roused corresponding emotions in him.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">"Hullo,
Watson," said he, and his voice was still deep and hearty. "You don't
look quite the man you did when I threw you over the ropes into the crowd at
the Old Deer Park. I expect I have changed a bit also. But it's this last day
or two that has aged me.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">I’ll take
Holmes assessment over Big Bob Ferguson’s any day. Ferguson obviously divined
Watson’s shocked reaction to his appearance, and, as misery loves company,
couldn’t help but take a jab at an old competitor. Perhaps Watson had changed--from an “Adonis-like” youth to merely just a “damned handsome” man.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">“We all are
extremely proud of Benedict Cumberbatch. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sherlock</i>
turned him from a respected actor into a star,” said Gatiss. Well deserved,
too. But when it comes to Canonical sexy, it’s Sherlock Holmes who walks in
John Watson’s comely shadow.</span></div>
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