I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere

The Downside to Having a Sherlock Holmes Fixation

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"I hear of Sherlock everywhere since you became his chronicler." [GREE]</h4>
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One of the curses of being a Sherlockian is that one is afflicted with thoughts of the Sherlock Holmes stories in many aspects of daily life.<br />
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Of course you're used to relatives sending you an email or Facebook message when they see a deerstalker, a curved pipe, or the umpteenth mention of the lost Sherlock Holmes story. But what about the minutiae of life and news that buzz by mere mortals every day, without the realization that there's a connection to the world's first unofficial consulting detective?<br />
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Yes, as a Sherlockian you're attuned to picking up on oblique references to the Sherlock Holmes stories that might be invisible to others.<br />
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It must have been a slow news week last week, as Thursday and Friday brought forth some of the ridiculous memes that only the Internet can. First, there was the so-called #llamawatch, in which <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/02/26/breaking-two-llamas-are-on-the-run/" target="_blank">two llamas were on the loose</a> (or is that "on the lloose?) in Sun City, Arizona. The Internet and cable news viewers watched with glee as handlers attempted to lasso the animals and bring them back to captivity.<br />
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While we know this was a spelling error on Doyle's part, the thought of Holmes meeting with a llama has always amused us. Ogden Nash was kind enough to clear things up in verse in his poem "The Lama":<br /><br /><blockquote class="tr_bq">
The one-l lama,<br />He's a priest.<br />The two-l llama,<br />He's a beast.<br />And I will bet<br />A silk pajama<br />There isn't any<br />Three-l lllama.</blockquote>
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Our meme-weary world hardly had time to recover from the llama drama before the next pop culture moment was upon us. Say it with us: The Dress.<br />
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On Friday, infotainment site BuzzFeed lurched the connected world into one of the most divisive issues of the day. Not Democrat or Republican, pro-life or pro-choice, regular or decaf; <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/help-am-i-going-insane-its-definitely-blue#.vcpQNVPbj" target="_blank">white and gold or blue and black</a>?<br />
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Individuals' perception of the image is affected by a number of factors, and cable news outlets wasted no time in bringing on ophthalmologists and other eye experts to testify to the fact. It turns out that the manufacturer of the dress indicated that it was blue with black trim.<br />
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All we could conjure up was the image of Jephro Rucastle telling Violet Hunter "My wife is fond of a particular shade of <b><i>electric blue</i></b>," in "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches."<br />
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Ah, the dangers of living with Sherlock Holmes on the brain.<br />
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The Downside to Having a Sherlock Holmes Fixation

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by Scott Monty

Arthur and George Come to TV

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“I think that this case is very much in your line.” [CARD]</h4>
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Martin Clunes (<i>Doc Martin</i>) will be starring as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in a new three-part ITV drama called <i>Arthur & George</i>. The series is based on the inspired-by-true-events <a href="http://amzn.to/1CbM1MT" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">novel of the same name</a>, which chronicled Arthur Conan Doyle’s foray into solving a real mystery himself: <a href="http://britishheritage.com/sir-arthur-conan-doyle-the-case-of-george-edalji/" target="_blank">the case of George Edalji</a>, wrongfully convicted for animal maiming.<br />
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Following the death of his wife, Louisa, Conan Doyle has become a “bore and a sulk” by his own admission.  All around him do their best to bolster Arthur from his grief and mourning including his beloved ‘Mam’ who implores him to “sink his teeth into something.  If not a book then some new pursuit.”</blockquote>
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The "new pursuit" comes in the form of a letter from George Edalji, a Parsee solicitor who was sent to prison for three years for a crime he didn't commit. Historically, Conan Doyle was convinced of Edalji's innocence and became an active investigator, going to the crime scenes, interviewing participants and critiquing the reliability of the witnesses. Eventually, Edalji was pardoned, and the case and its associated campaign were factors in the creation of the Court of Criminal Appeal in 1907.<br />
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According to <a href="http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-02-16/conan-doyle-investigates-martin-clunes-wants-a-full-series-as-the-sleuthing-sherlock-holmes-creator">Radio Times</a>, Clunes would love to turn the three-part show into a full series in which Doyle investigates other crimes. A long-running series could combine more real life events with fictional elements. <i>Arthur & George</i> writer Ed Whitmore (<i>Silent Witnes</i>s, <i>Waking the Dead</i>) revealed that ITV is waiting to see how the three-parter performs before committing to more.<br />
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Clunes is joined by cast members Arsher Ali (<i>The Missing</i>) as George Edalji, Charles Edwards (<i>Downton Abbey</i>) as Doyle’s secretary, Alfred "Woodie" Wood, Art Malik (<i>Holby City</i>) as the Reverend Shapurji Edalji, Emma Fielding (<i>Silk</i>) as his mother Charlotte Edalji, Hattie Morahan (<i>The Bletchley Circle</i>) as Jean Leckie and Sandra Voe (<i>Vera Drake</i>) as Mam.<br />
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<i>Arthur & George</i> airs Monday, March 2 at 9:00 pm GMT on ITV. <br />
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<a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/programs/features/news/masterpiece-adds-more-new-titles-2015/">PBS has also announced</a> that <i>Arthur & George</i> will be joining its <i>Masterpiece</i> line-up later in the year, with no specific air date set.<br />
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You can <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfAWe6PvCk8">view the trailer here</a>:<br />
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Interesting timing too: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/m5y2h25" target="_blank">a series of thirty Conan Doyle letters pertaining to the Edalji Case will be coming to auction</a> at Bonhams in London on March 18.<br />
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Arthur and George Come to TV

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Remembering Leonard Nimoy

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"dignified and logical" [LADY] </h4>
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Leonard Nimoy, best known for his role as Mr. Spock in <i>Star Trek</i> on television and film, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/27/arts/television/leonard-nimoy-spock-of-star-trek-dies-at-83.html?_r=1" target="_blank">has passed away</a> at the age of 83. </div>
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While Nimoy was a poet, photographer and musician, he is most widely known for his acting - a profession he had pursued continuously since beginning in community theater at the age of eight.</div>
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As Sherlockians know, he also had a connection to Sherlock Holmes. The image above is Nimoy portraying Sherlock Holmes in a 1975-6 revival of William Gillette's famous play "Sherlock Holmes" by the Royal Shakespeare Company.</div>
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Playing the great detective was not a stretch - not only because of Nimoy's lifelong practice of the craft, but because of the connection between the highly logical Mr. Spock. Those who paid attention during <i>Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country</i> heard the half Vulcan utter:</div>
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Nicholas Meyer, BSI ("A Fine Morocco Case"), who wrote the book and screenplay for <i>The Seven Per Cent Solution</i> also wrote and directed <i>Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan</i> - and the above mentioned <i>Star Trek VI</i>, so there should be no doubt about the hand that steered Holmes and Spock together.<br />
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And for those of you who are truly into arcana and wish to honor the memory of Leonard Nimoy, we'll leave you with this portrayal of the detective in the documentary short <i>Sherlock Holmes: Interior Motive</i> (1975).</div>
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For many fans, it will be hard to accept that Nimoy is no longer with us. Or as Spock would say, "Highly illogical."</div>
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R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy (1931 - 2015).</div>
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Also see:<br />
<a href="http://www.ihearofsherlock.com/2010/07/search-of-glor_3.html#.VPCo7fnF8oo" target="_blank">"In Search Of..." [GLOR]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.ihearofsherlock.com/2010/08/have-figured-out-your-connections-3gar_27.html#.VPCo6_nF8oo" target="_blank">"I Have Figured Out Your Connections" [3GAR]</a><br />
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Remembering Leonard Nimoy

"dignified and logical" [LADY] Leonard Nimoy, best known for his role as Mr. Spock in Star Trek on television and film, h...

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Interview: Author Lyndsay Faye on the Art of Pastichery and the Lost Sherlock Holmes Story

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One of the benefits of being associated with a literary group like the Baker Street Irregulars is that one has access to a wide variety of professionals. Or as Sherlock Holmes said, "A singular set of people, Watson." [LAST]<br />
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Following the <a href="http://www.ihearofsherlock.com/2015/02/conan-doyle-didnt-write-lost-sherlock.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">debate on the true authorship of the lost Sherlock Holmes story</a> found in Scotland (full coverage is being <a href="http://ihose.co/LostStory" target="_blank">tracked here</a>), we sat down with Lyndsay Faye, BSI ("Kitty Winter"). Lyndsay is an Edgar® Award-nominated author of the critically acclaimed <i><a href="http://amzn.to/1G0pJyS" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dust and Shadow: an Account of the Ripper Killings by Dr. John H Watson</a></i>, as well as highly successful and lauded the Timothy Wilde series of books (<i>Seven For a Secret</i>, <i>Gods of Gotham</i>). <i>The Los Angeles Times</i> said that "she gets a critical component - Watson's voice - right" and Michael Connelly called her command of historical detail "remarkable."<br />
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In addition to the Baker Street Irregulars, Ms. Faye is a member of the <a href="http://www.ashsherlockian.org/" target="_blank">Adventuresses of Sherlock Holmes</a>, <a href="http://bakerstreetbabes.com/" target="_blank">the Baker Street Babes</a>, the Mystery Writers Association of America and Girls Write Now.<br />
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Lyndsay's next book, <i><a href="http://amzn.to/1wpmLLR" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Fatal Flame</a></i>, will be released on May 12. More at <a href="http://lyndsayfaye.com/">LyndsayFaye.com</a>.<br />
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<b>I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere: Why would anyone want to try to emulate the style of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?</b></h4>
<b>Lyndsay Faye: </b>Two superb literary tricks partially account for his myriad imitators.  First, he employs "The Story You Are About To Hear Is True" throughout the canon; Sherlock Holmes, as published in <i>The Strand Magazine</i>, is well aware of the fact.  The world built in the sixty cases is self-reflective; Watson selects or discards cases for submission, Holmes snarks about Watson's style, and as Doyle's works become increasingly popular, the Holmes within the stories likewise becomes celebrated thanks to his biographer.  The world of our daily lives is perfectly paralleled in the canon; we can see them, and <i>they can see us seeing them</i>.  It's brilliant and lends itself to kind of the agenda-driven material found in the Selkirk piece.<br />
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The second trick Doyle used that drives fans to acts of frantic literary impersonation is that Watson left romantic, tantalizing gaps in his stories.  Why didn't he tell us about the Giant Rat of Sumatra, we wonder?  Did Sherlock Holmes spring fully formed from the head of Zeus, we (and Watson) wonder?  (Until we learn he has a brother named Mycroft and our minds are blown.)  The canon contains mysteries within mysteries, and these drive even hardened cynics to sit down and write things like, <i>Holmes and I were seated before the fire at our rooms in Baker Street when</i>...etc.<br />
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<b>LF: </b>No, not at all, though the Selkirk find doesn't have that either.  Doyle's style is so readable that people fail to notice how technically contradictory it can be.  It's straightforward in meaning, but full of Victorian flourishes; its details are subtly painted, but the subject is trained killer snakes.  Holmes is as likely to drawl, "No clue?" and then grunt from the sofa [REIG] as he is to wax on for paragraphs about complex deductions.  <br />
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Aside from this, writing observations that seem meaningless and later lead to dramatic deductions is extremely difficult.  Doyle himself was <i>trained</i> in this skill by Dr. Joseph Bell--the rest of we pale copies have to sweat and strain over logical puzzles.<br />
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<b>IHOSE: What are some of the nuances an inexperienced author might miss?</b></h4>
<b>LF: </b>There are about a kajillion, but they fall into general categories.<br />
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Historical research can be a bear trap-- you might know what a dog cart and a tantalus and a seven per cent solution are, but did you know bagged tea was invented in 1895?  (What a year!)  Conan Doyle didn't have to do research into what to call an underhousemaid or how to address an earl--he was living it.  These are contemporary accounts, not period set pieces.  Hell, he didn't even bother over finding out if snakes drank milk.  And if you got your historical information from films, pack up and go home--no gentleman would ever have worn a deerstalker to the opera, and I have <i><a href="http://amzn.to/1atGPIv" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Murder by Decree</a></i> to thank for those nightmares.<br />
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Category two would be humor.  The Sherlock Holmes canon is hilarious, and if you set out to write a very very serious and very very perfect pastiche as a very very serious devotee, you will fail, because they (spoiler alert) contain jokes.  Thus I put it to you, and thus I leave it: no humorless person will ever fully succeed at imitating Doyle.<br />
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Mostly importantly, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Holmes is often written as a caricature rather than a character, and this always breaks my heart.  In the canon, he may be larger than life, but he is a person, one with private hopes and lazy daydreams and a sharp temper and a kind spirit.  People seem to want to write him as only caustic, or only brooding, or even only drug-addled, when really he possessed elements of all these <i>in addition</i> to being something of a scrapper, a Nature poet, and a practical joker.  He cannot be a one-dimensional fellow in a deerstalker coldly hurling himself to the floor in search of a clue while crying, "My dear Watson!"  It hurts my eyeballs.<br />
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<b>LF:</b> Esteemed Sherlockian Otto Penzler once said, "...<i>noir</i> is not unlike <i>pornography</i>, in the sense that it is virtually impossible to define, but everyone claims to know it when they see it."  A really great pastiche is similarly elusive, but there are some common rookie errors.<br />
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If the relationship between Holmes and Watson is effortless - effortless bickering, silences, discussions, offenses, debates, sulks, smiles, quips, and quibbles - then it's a good pastiche.  If their dialogue is strained in any way, you're in immediate peril.  If you put them at odds in any sense other than trivial banter, you're toast.  Their characters mean absolutely everything to the series.<br />
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Language is of course extremely important.  It has to be Victorian, but never antiquated, and that's difficult.  Some of the sentences in the canon last two or three words, and others smoothly sail along for thirty or so.  Many people simply cannot hear the voice, and instead they borrow phrases from the canon and twist a word or two to suit them--this semi-poaching rarely goes unnoticed by the connoisseur.<br />
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Finally, leaning too heavily on any one aspect of the canon is fatal.  Some people write pastiches that are all foggy-London-haloed-streetlamps, others endless streams of wearying deductions; if you forget that plenty of cases took place outside of London proper or even (gasp!) in the summer, and that Holmes also reminded Watson to pack his tooth-brush [SPEC], you're done for.  Pastiches shouldn't read like a stream of rehashed cliches.  The story we are about to hear should be true--or at least sound it.<br />
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I am amused that media are now describing the Selkirk story as "fan fiction" — not "pastiche". <a href="http://t.co/HmkL1mMQKo">http://t.co/HmkL1mMQKo</a></div>
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<b>IHOSE: Speaking of pastiche, what's your take on the difference between pastiche and fanfiction?</b></h4>
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<b>LF:</b> I think that the storytelling urge that produces "pastiche" and "fanfiction" are identical.  We want to read further.  We want to know them better.  Some have found it eccentric that a newly discovered pastiche is being called a fanfiction online.  Well, why not?  They're the same animal, save for matters of self-identification and commercial intent.<br />
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 A pastiche is a work "that imitates the work of another style, artist, or period."  Fanfiction is "fiction about characters or settings from an original work of fiction."  In what way do those descriptions differ precisely?  They simply don't, to my mind.  I always differentiate due to the commercial use of "pastiche" versus the more intimate community use of "fanfiction," but the real line of demarcation in my mind is people who insist on the fact they write "pastiches" and people who don't.  Not to mention "homage," thank you Anthony Horowitz...<br />
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<b>Previous coverage of this topic:</b></h4>
Conan Doyle Was Not the Author of the Lost Sherlock Holmes Story - <a href="http://ihose.co/ACD_not">ihose.co/ACD_not</a><br />
A Stylistic Analysis of the Lost Sherlock Holmes Story - <a href="http://ihose.co/ACDstyle">ihose.co/ACDstyle</a><br />
Lost Sherlock Holmes Story - Clearing up Authorship (Storify) - <a href="http://ihose.co/LostStory">ihose.co/LostStory</a><br />
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Image credit: copyright <a href="https://twitter.com/melindacaric">Melinda Caric</a><br />
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